Hi Guys,

We are now less than four weeks to the ninth annual Stanley Thompson golf week-end to be held this year in Whistler, BC.

This is an update and a reminder for those of you who are still considering attending.

At present we have 7 golfers and 2 non golfers attending.

At least two are getting to Whistler on Tues, June 21 with a view to playing five rounds including the two tournament rounds on the week-end.

We have others arriving each day up to Thurs, June 23.

It promises to be a great few days of good fun, a few drinks and some mediocre golf on four championship courses.

For those of you still on the fence, we hope to see you there. For those who have responded positively or with regrets, thank you.

We look forward to seeing you there.

In hoc,

Steve Kenny

Ph: 250-881-3622

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in
the bedroom closet. Then the woman's husband also comes home. She puts
her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there
already.


The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'


The man says, 'Yes, it is.'


Boy - 'I have a golf ball.'

Man - 'That's nice.'

Boy - 'Want to buy it?'

Man - 'No, thanks.'

Boy - 'My dad's outside.'

Man - 'OK, how much?'

Boy - '$250'

A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the closet together.

Boy - 'Dark in here.'

Man - 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have a sand wedge.'

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'

Boy - '$750'

Man - 'Sold.'

A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, 'Grab your sand
wedge and golf ball, let's go outside and have some short game
practice. The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and sand wedge dad.'

The father says, 'What?! How much did you sell them for?'

Boy - '$1,000.'

The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that. That is far more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you to church and make you confess.'

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The priest says, 'Don't start that shit with me again. You're in my closet
now.'








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