Meanwhile Reggie is just about to leave the house when his wife comes up behind him and slips an eye mask over his head and leads him by the hand to what he figures is their bedroom.
She slips off the mask and Reggie sees their bed is turned down and covered with rose pedels. His wife is dressed in a super-sexy teddy. There’s candles lit. There’s handcuffs, ropes and leather straps hanging on the bedposts and on the bedside table, champagne on ice next to a copy of 50 Shades of Grey.
Reggie made his tee time and the boys asked him what happened,
‘She told me to tie her up and then do anything I want!’